Tuesday, August 25, 2015

The Price of a Smile

Thursday, May 19, 2011

The Price of a Smile

Assalamu ‘Alaikum

The Price of a Smile

It was worth every sen. Now she smiles at every opportunity. Many moons ago in Riyadh when she was a wee bit smaller she must have tripped and hit a coffee table or something. We weren’t sure, it could also have been the tons of sweet the two front teeth had no choice but to process. The end result was a gap in her smile which had us a little bit worried because the stumps were still intact. With the tooth fairy scheduled to deliver her permanent teeth soon we wanted the fairy’s job to be easier without having to deal with the milk teeth stumps as well.
So Mama and Papa agreed, and Papa dug deep in his pocket for Adila to have a dental surgery to remove the stumps. Aah yes, another thing is that it can’t be done in a normal dentist’s clinic. We have run out of dentists in Bukit Jelutong who’s not afraid of Adila. Once she makes up her mind to clench her mouth shut no amount of persuasion by any dentist will get her to open it, leave alone let any dentist poke all those sharp things in her mouth. We suspected the young dentist we last visited broke down in tears as soon as we left; everything about dentist chair side manners she learnt at med school failed miserably with Adila. Well she’s in good company even Adila’s paedi did not fare any better in other encounters.

So it was in this spanking brand new Medical Centre in Shah Alam that we arranged for Adila to have her dental surgery. This dentist fared a little bit better than the others as Adila was under sedation this time. So out came the stumps plus six other little teeth which probably spared the tooth fairy some overtime. Now its endless sweet smiles from this happy eight year old girl. Still with gaps and generally toothless but a happy smile nonetheless. We only knew how heavy it weighed on her little mind when she confided with Mama that she was very shy to smile before this. We are parentally happy too; Mama said we should remember to up her mas kahwin* when the moment comes.

Mama and I also agreed our parents could never have afforded such expenditure for kids. Our tooth problems being solved either through natural means or through the proverbial stringed tooth tied to the doorknob. Dental visits will be when the doktor kerajaan visits our schools; otherwise we just pretend dentists don’t exists, tooth pains being solved by Granny’s clove or two, or the juice of Mum’s squeezed garlic.

There are many other things our kids go through where we had other alternatives in days gone by. When our five year olds stretched their limbs at the playground during kindergarten recess we flexed and stretched muscles through acrobatics on rambutan trees. When they splashed and squealed with float wings in beautifully blue swimming pools, we had natural Jacuzzi in clear kampong streams. When kampong lads in the likes of a Malaysian Tom Sawyer was our childhood hero and caring big brother, Zahir had clean cut little Farhan who pinches everyone at every opportunity. When we had marbles and tops and kites to keep us busy, our kids have zombies to kill, aliens to destroy and buildings to demolish in their computer world.

Well, that’s progress. Wonder what the kids will be writing about their own kids in their blogs in times to come.

Wassalam,
Zahid

Note: * mas kahwin = dowry; doktor kerajaan= government doctor; rambutan= a favorite local fruit;
             kampong= village 

Dari Gong Lilit ke Jakarta

2011

Assalamu 'Alaikum

Dari Gong Lilit ke Jakarta


We wouldn’t have gone if it wasn’t Popo’s wedding but ties that bind and the fear of Kak Ju’s cold stare saw us put ourselves into our kenduri kahwin clothes barely a few hours after arriving from a tiring morning flight from Kota Baru. The journey started just after Subuh from Besut, Trengganu that Saturday morning after a hectic previous day's barbecueing at Tok Aboh’s retirement cottage. Actually it all started on the Wednesday night when we took the overnight mail train from KL Sentral to Wakaf Baru, Kelantan.

Koko

Friday, January 4, 2013

Koko



Assalamu ‘Alaikum

Koko

Mine was called Oren in reference to his colour. I vividly recalled the day Oren came into my life. It must have been frightened out of its wits when this 5 year old boy grabbed it and wouldn’t let go come what may. I remembered there was a boy, in the house granny and I visited, who cried and said or intimated the kitten was his but something came over me and I held on very tightly to Oren. Of course in the traditional Malay way Pakcik Roleb and his mother persuaded the crying boy to let me have the kitten and Pakcik Roleb then drove me and granny home with the kitten. I can’t say I remember much playing with Oren but I do remember he led a long life and can still picture him as an adult cat walking majestically in our home in Kampung Sira. 

My kids have asked for a pet for a long time but being previously nomadic we feared we might be nomadic again and declined their request as not a good idea. When mama said a mother cat had delivered and left two kittens in Zahir’s room I thought nothing of it taking the kittens out and delivering it to their mother. I knew the mother and the two elder siblings as they sort of assumed they were our pets asking for food at the front door every morning. We obliged by putting chicken bones and fish ribs on the grass outside the gate thinking why not as we would have rubbished them anywhere. So we were surprised to learn on coming back from mama’s kampong that there were two little kittens in the house. When I placed the two kittens at their mum’s feet what later shocked me was she only accepted one and refused the other. She took the favoured kitten away, left the other one motherless and disappeared for a long time. The appeals from the lonely kitten was heart rending. A bit later we saw the mother came back sniffed the abandoned kitten and again abandoned it! Mama says probably the kitten didn’t smell like hers and therefore she doesn’t want it. When I came back from work in the evening and mama reported it is indeed an abandoned kitten on our doorstep, we made a family decision to adopt it. The kids wanted to call it Kiki but I said it’s a male kitten and so they decided on Koko instead although he is rather black. We made a house for the kitten out of a large foam box making a door for it to slip in and out. In the current coldish weather it should keep the kitten warm if there is a thunderstorm at night. The beseeching calls to mum is still there but we can’t communicate with it to appease it so the kids decided to play with it often to keep his mind off mum. Food is condensed milk mixed with water until she gets a bit older. Kids are excited they have a pet now.
It dawns on me now why cats are so loved by the Prophet s.a.w. and is said to be the only pets in Jannah. They are so trusting on human and constantly appeals to the human heart. It was presumptuous of mother cat and her elder siblings to demand food from me every time I return from dawn prayers but they do it in a fait accompli sort of way we ended up feeding them every day. It was also presumptuous of her to choose our house to deliver her litter but I am quietly proud that this animal have high regards and trust of humans. When I left the kittens with their mum it was with some trepidation knowing what amorous male cats can do to kittens if they sense mother cat is on heat. But that didn’t happen fortunately, and in dramatic twist our hearts go out to this abandoned kitten instead. The family don’t know whether we will be adequate as a surrogate parent but we will do our best as Allah has put him in our care. Koko seems a rewrite of the story of Oren. Caring for Oren must have imparted values that now forms a part of me. I eagerly await how Koko will shape up my children in sya Allah.

Wassalam,
Zahid

Status Facebook

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Status Facebook




Assalamu 'Alaikum,

Status Facebook pagi ini.

Adila balik dari sekolah agama dan tanya emaknya - "Mama Nabi Adam manusia yang pertama kan?"
Adila balik dari sekolah kebangsaan dan tanya emaknya - "Mama cikgu kata zaman purbakala manusia tak berbaju - Nabi Adam tak pakai baju ke Mama?"

Papanya balik dari tazkirah subuh dan cerita kapada Mama tazkirah yang menarik oleh Imam pagi ini. Surah AlBaqarah cerita kepada kita Nabi Adam a.s. dicipta disyurga dan diberi ilmu yang lengkap oleh Allah swt. Apabila Nabi Adam diturunkan ke dunia ia telah memilikki ilmu yang lengkap setaraf dengan pangkatnya sebagai Nabiullah. Dari mana pulak datang cerita Neolithic, Paleolithic dan sebagainya dengan manusia kunu tak berbaju separuh kehaiwanan tanpa ilmu apa-apa? Bukan kah ini keturunan Nabi Adam a.s.? Bukan kah Habil dan Qabil anak-anak Nabi Adam sudah bercucuk tanam? Bukankah Habil dan Qabil telah menghadiahkan cucuk tanam mereka kepada Allah swt didalam suatu peristiwa yang diceritakan dalam AlQuran? Dimana pulak timbul cerita orang zaman kunu "hunter gatherer" yang tak pandai bercucuk tanam, separuh bogel tak berbaju pulak tu? 

Kata Imam tu lagi," Mengapakah kita terima kesesatan dan kejahilan Barat ini didalam pendidikkan anak-anak kita?" 
Papanya terkedu dan ingat subjek Islamisation of Knowledge yang dipelajari diUIA dimana kita perlu rombak semula subjek-subjek yang diajar kepada anak-anak kita supaya tepat ilmu mereka dengan landasan AlQuran. Atau kita masih mahu lagi agung agungkan segalanya dari Barat?

Wassalam,
Zahid '72S



Facebook status this morning.

Adila came home from religious school and asked her mother -"Mama Prophet Adam is the first man created by God, right?"
Adila returned from a national school and asked her mother - "Mamateacher said in prehistoric age people don’t wear clothes -  Mama, did Prophet Adam  wear clothes?"

Papa came back from fajr tazkirah and related to Mama an interesting  tazkirah by the imam this morningSurah AlBaqarah tells us,  Prophet Adam a.s. was created in paradise and given completeknowledge by Allah swt. When Prophet Adam a.s. was thrown downto Earth he already possesses complete knowledge commensurate with his position as NabiullahWhence then came the story aboutNeolithicPaleolithic and others with half naked men, semi beasts, lacking in knowledge ? Didn’t Habil and Qabil, the sons of Prophet Adam already know about agriculture? Didn’t they present their produce to Allah swt  in an event recounted in the QuranWherethence the stories about prehistoric people being hunter gathererswho did not know how to farm, and dressed half naked?

The Imam said , "Why do we accept Western error and ignorance in the  education of our children?"

Papa was speechless and recalled the subject of  Islamisation of Knowledge learnt at UIA where we need to overhaul the subjects that are taught to our children so that their knowledge accurately tracks the Quran. Or do we still look highly at everything from the West?


Zahid '72S

Andai Titian Bisa Bicara

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Andai Titian Bisa Bicara


Andai titian bisa bicara

Andai titian bisa bicara
Apa hujahnya kepada tebing
Andai luahan tersusun kata
Datangkah pagi sefajar menyinsing?



Fajar menyinsing menyinar kebenaran
Susun tapak juang menanti
Mana kesatria mana persiapan
Akan ku berjuang seorang diri?

Sungguh tinggi gunung didamba
Seribu rintangan sejuta penghalang
Kerdil dan dhaif sifat hamba
Bergantung kasih Maha Penyayang.

Berbekalkan azam, ilmu dan nyawa
Baitul Muqaddis lambang suci
Seberat beban yang bisa dibicara
Tidak seberat beban yang mengetahui.

Meniti Cabaran

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Meniti Cabaran


Assalamu 'Alaikum,

Meniti cabaran

Alangkah manis cinta ini
Cinta sejati hamba kepada Tuhannya.
Tiada pagar merintasi kata
Tiada malu menghalang rasa.

Namun aku pinta tinggal detik manis ini,
Demi perintahMu ya Ilahi
Tak mampu kususun kata-kata
Isi hati lebih kau mengetahui

Manis sungguh hubungan akrab
Diulit pilu bersulam duka
Namun aku harus tinggal pentas cinta
Mengagung korban janji setia

Kau lebih dekat dari urat dileherku
Kau kurniakan apa yang dipinta
Cinta Nabi s.a.w. kepada umatnya
Kasih insan pada saudaranya.

Andai airmata jadi timbangan
Andai hajat jadi ukuran
Andai semangat jadi pertarungan
Andai keringat jadi buktian

Ya Rabb kasihanilah,
maafilah,
rahmatilah
redhailah.

Will you walk with me this lonely path

Thursday, January 1, 2015

Will you walk with me this lonely path

Will you walk with me this lonely path?
Will you stay with me this lonely journey?
Can you see the hope behind the smile?
Can you read the wish behind the bravado?

Can you read my mind bro?
Will you read my mind bro?
I have none to turn to
An orphan of a nation.

The loneliest path is those who ask with their eyes
Who pleads with their silence
Who’s reason is eloquence itself
Who’s reality is the cold heart of day.

Can you read my mind bro?
Will you read my mind  bro?
Will you walk with me this lonely path?
Will you stay with me this lonely journey?

From Windows To Mac

Sunday, June 15, 2014

From Windows To Mac

From Windows to Mac

Assalamu Alaikum,

After a long hesitation a few days ago I made the jump, I changed from Windows to Apple. It wasn’t easy I tell ya, the decision to purchase process was long, protracted and yes, painful. Leaving Microsoft’s Windows is not unlike weaning. Its also like leaving your best friend after so many years of beautiful friendship. Refusing to acknowledge it I must have been sold a month back when I saw how thin Adnan’s Mac Air was when I was carrying what seemed a ton of Windows in my laptop bag.  What tipped the decision to purchase was probably when I saw a Nigerian lady participant deftly using her Mac Air in the courses I conducted a few weeks back.

Of course the things are not at the right place in Mac Air compared to my trusted old Acer. Minimise and close buttons are not at the right place ; copy and paste deliberately hidden somewhere ; and scroll is an activity you have to relearn once again. I suspected it was a deliberate scheme by Apple just to annoy and irritate the Johnny come lately Apple converts.

The decision to purchase does make sense really, for the same amount of money one is prepared to spend on a Windows abled laptop one gets a heck of a lot more in specs by purchasing an Apple one. All that jazz about better graphics and CAD did not budge me. What actually did was I need to pass my laptop to the kids as they have busted theirs, and also the killer selling point that for a certain amount of money I can have Microsoft’s Powerpoint, Word and Excel in Apple’s Mac Air.! Well what more do you want. The sole reason you refused to buy Apple is no longer there!

Frankly those are all I need on a laptop plus the ability to send email and do some fesbuking. The lady assistant did say something about the three finger moves, the four finger moves, and the whole finger moves you can do on Mac Air. I have not mastered that yet hoping of course its all Shariah compliant.

There’s also the multi windows tasking and a whole spectrum of icons to introduce myself to. I guess as usual over time some will be overused whilst others will remain strangers to the end.

Slowly getting there, fonts on browsers are still small as I have not got round to figuring out how to enlarge them. Facetime from Apple to I phone looks good and better than Skype, although of course 9 year old Adila was sitting next to me when we tested it! The real test will be when I am a few thousand miles away. Battery life is one whole day which means I no longer need to set up wire booby traps at airport transits. And I guess if I want to I could also now practice my Apple smirk, as usually displayed by Mac users at those expensive coffee joints.

Incumbent President Malay College Old Boys Association might wish to buy one and use the campaign slogan from Mac to Mac in line with his nickname in the up coming MCOBA elections (smile). All other election Candidates will of course see leaving Windows as a Window of Opportunity to serve MCOBA. Sorry, couldn’t resist that, must be the atmosphere, in the run up to MCOBA elections this Saturday (smile).

Wassalam,

Zahid Class of ’72 Sulaiman House.

What is it?

Monday, May 12, 2014

What is it?

Assalamu 'Alaikum

What is it?

What is it that I don’t have to introduce myself for you to immediately be my close buddy? It does not matter what age you are, how much older you are than me, and how much older I am than you, we’re instant pals. It does not matter who you are, how long your titles are, how high up in the world you are, your heart melts the minute I touched on a few code word, code jokes and code memories.

It's not as if we came from the same kampung or village, your accent is far different from mine, your taste in food and things may be wildly different from mine, but we sense a camaraderie that can only be felt by lifelong friends.

Yes tears swelled in my eyes when the young boys sang those spirit raising songs to lift their team in the rugby game against us. I could feel the nation building nerves and stuff being built into their souls as they sang those songs. I saw me in them like it was only yesterday, and I remember the feeling when the school football jerseys were distributed in class in readiness for the match in the afternoon. That powerful shirt of black, white, red and yellow injected so much pride in the youthful boy that I was then, it was an indescribable feeling.

Yes it was indeed a path down memory lane. We had less facilities then, and we don’t have that nice eminent school shirts to wear just as supporters. As the family usually drive past Prep School at other occasions 8 year old Zahir will say here we go again Papa will tell him where he will be living if he joins Papa’s school. Last weekend  Zahir was bought. His first touch of a rugby ball thrilled him so much and the overall atmosphere won him over, he is now determined to go to Daddy’s school. But the biggest surprise was Mama. From a staunchly reluctant admirer of the School Mama thoroughly enjoyed herself at the Old Boys gathering and concert and seems to have made amends with her previous stance. She did not know I was that breed when she married me. I was curious why she disliked the people from that school so much before this. She said when she was on campus in university days they were haughty and kept themselves aloof and apart and did not join the lesser mortals at the university. Aaah was all I could say in apology for my younger tribesmen. Those reading this please take note you are being watched.

Of course when I saw the new school Auditorium I could only remember arwah’s Cikgu Yusuf’s house was exactly the same spot. Cikgu Yusuf was the father of my batchmate Captain Faisal, who as a boy must have felt left out when we were all feeling homesick in those early preppie days. Heck his mum can see through our dormitory window from her house whether her son has had his shower for the day! Aah I recall the bubur kacang and the brittly black and white English league TV matches we used to watch at Faisal’s house on Saturday afternoons. Or was that at Ustaz Nawi’s house. Anyway the porridges at both houses were awesome I recall.



The familiar buildings were still there although peppered by newer ones. But the eternal tree of life, the Big Tree is still there witness to many I'm sure who walked underneath her hallowed shadow. I somehow associate that tree with the annual cross country race where my soul mission in life then was to score the lower points for my house. I could only dream what it’s like to be in the first ten, running not being my forte. I also recall the injustice of being asked to take the early shower during the school rugby trials; my squeaky clean white shirt being the ultimate giveaway. I probably broke some world record on the longest game a player ever went through without ever touching the rugby ball! Heck I was playing wing, I wasn’t supposed to join scrums was I?! I played rugby for the house though, and still recall how one XXXL boy Salleh Lamsin cheated by not wearing a shirt and rubbing his entire body with “minyak kuda” or horse ointment just to evade being tackled.  Now who on earth can tackle him, and in retrospect who on earth would want to?! Yuck!

I still recall the taste of the fried chicken with chillies on top ; even the fried mackerel and kembong was at that young age, nice. We learnt the natural partner for bubur kacang was cream crackers. And that some boys called soy sauce toyu. And the definition of heaven then, is of course, ice cream at the high table.

Yes MCKK you still tug our hearts, and thank you for the Old Boys Weekend for allowing us to pretend we are back home once again.

Zahid
Class of 72 Sulaiman House


And taking a cue from Brother Anand the current Old Boy headmaster of MCKK, I have one announcement to make – Please be there at the FreemarketMCOBA event at the MCOBA building Car Park this Sunday 18th May 9-11am. Mr Prez will be taking attendances J

Aah terhiris hatiku

Friday, April 18, 2014

Aah terhiris hatiku

Aah terhiris hati ku.
Aku setia saperti dahulu,
Kau yang lari dari kesetiaanku.
Aku erti pahit maungmu seolah pahit maungku
Aku erti hirisan jiwamu seolah hirisan jiwaku,
Tapi aku nun jauh dari lubuk hatimu
Kesetiaanku tiada lagi nilai disisimu

Kiniku dirudung hiba
Kau bilang aku alpa
Saudaraku, musuhmu musuhku
Yang kau terpaksa kawan, tetap musuhku
Itu takrif kesetiaanku padamu.

Mengapa kuseorang tercari cari rakan yang hilang
Mengapa kuseorang berpaut kepada ingatan
Apakah itu semua tiada erti bagimu
Tiada nilai disanubarimu

Biarku berpaut pada yang lalu
Menghibur hati yang dirudung rindu
Rindu pada masa silam kau bersamaku
Setiakawan murni seikhlas kalbu

Offline Tioman

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Offline Tioman

Assalamu 'Alaikum,

Offline Tioman

“There is no Maxis or Celcom here in this part of the Island, only Digi”, said Nicholas  Chang the manager of the island resort we were staying in. I still held hopes they have internet café or something at the reception so I could get my daily dose of online caffeine. My hopes were dashed when the friendly Nepalese waiter and Filipino waitress asserted there is no such thing in this resort. Aaah I began to get the picture. Seeing the worry on my face the waiter offered that there is internet in the next resort, its only 30 minutes of jungle trekking away and I might have to kill a few dragons on the way there but the internet’s good. Visions of ‘Lost Island’ screened in my mind, and the feeling of isolation was complete when Adila announced there’s no TV either in our hilltop cabin. The view’s gorgeous though with the cove and beach panoramic from the glass wall from inside our room. I kinda thought this must be payback time for the yorns of hours I was online saving the world, and assisting the Malaysian Authorities to search for the hapless plane.

Just in case you have not got the full picture, no network for internet also means no internet for our mobile phones to reach civilisation. So as much as we are lost in this delightful island the world is also lost to us! It suddenly dawned on me that they might find MH370 and I wouldn’t know a thing about it, marooned on this offline island until Wednesday. Well I thought that’s life, a man needs a vacation occasionally and the world will just have to survive without him for a few days! J

I have never been to Mersing in my life so praise be to Allah this trip completes another notch in my to do list. I always thought that Mersing is via Kuantan highway and down the kicking genie route via south Pahang, if you’d pardon the expression- sorry, I couldn’t help that J. But my pal Ismail whose in laws are from Mersing said no, its via the southern bound Plus Highway exiting at Ayer Hitam, and on to Kluang before heading for Mersing via the Felda Nitar route, or something like that. Wayze and roadsigns along the almost 400 km route, easily led us to Mersing although I do have a bone to pick with the Mersing town authorities. A “This Way To Jetty” sign at the entrance roundabout to Mersing would be much appreciated by a tired KL family just arriving at your pretty coastal town. Lack of which meant we went on a little bit of run around before two helpful locals put us in the right direction.

Then it was parked the 4 wheeler and on to the jetty. There was some confusion on the booking dates with the resort rep at Mersing but it was amicably solved in the traditional Malaysian way. Take a bow Malaysians, we do not scream murder or throw water bottles at people trying their best to help us, do we?! Sheesh!

The ferry ride from Mersing to Tioman Island was very long, almost 1 hour 40 mins, but it was enjoyable as ferry rides always are to us. Sitting and pretending to sleep or actually sleeping in your seat is recommended for long ferry rides. Standing up would mean there is a conflict between your mind and your body; one says you are moving the other says you are not. Alhamdulillah all survived the ride beautifully.

When the girl resort rep at Mersing told us to disembark the ferry at the first stop on Tioman Island, where then a speed boat will be waiting to take us to our resort, I felt it was a bit Bond like. Instinctively I put up my shirt collar and donned my dark clipped-on glasses just in case some secret agents are around to overhear our conversation. Although with three happy holidaying kids plus wife with me, I must admit I do not exactly look like your run of the mill secret agent on a mission.

I guess it must have been the conspiracy filled atmosphere lately that got into me. I am a firm believer of dark scenes behind the world news as I know too much and understand too much of what is going on around the world. Too many expose’ from too many sources can no longer hide the evil intentions of evil. Yes, there are people who are working towards a New World Order; and yes, there are people who hopes to create chaos from World Wars, and out of which they hope the world will accept a New World Government led by them.  To this group within a particular race it is a religious mission they are duty bound to fill for they truly believe they are a chosen master race and the rest of humankind are to them just slightly above cattle. Aren’t cattles led by the nose, as are Presidents of a certain superpower? They enter and destabilised nations as they did Ukraine. If they are successful they will have a new country run by their kinfolks; if they fail they might just trigger a World War from which their Banksters will profit, and during which their Mothership will surreptitiuously expand its illegal borders under the guile of wartime self-defence. Devilish plan, isn’t it? Stand up mankind, ignore this evil at our peril.

Back to our idyllic island holiday on the morning of the first day, it was snorkelling and swimming for the kids whilst mum and dad lazed on the deckchairs. Our laze was interrupted by an unexpected morning rainfall in Tioman. I knew it was God’s way of testing whether we are thankful for the answer for our du’a for rain earlier. Praise be to Allah we are thankful under all circumstances. When the rain cleared after lunch it was back to the beach for more fun and frolic for the kids.

I finally succumbed to my wish to know what’s going on around the world and started to chat up Raj, the Nepalese waiter who has a Digi phone. He said unfortunately he is out of credit but a friend will come with his top up card later in the evening. At dinner Raj passed his phone to me where I then gladly and immediately called civilisation to apprise me of the latest news. Yes at the time the world was still going on fine without me, they still have no news of the plane, Kajang went the way expected, and my clients have not missed me yet. I thanked Raj with a big tip. I did not realised before then, the effect of not knowing what’s going on in the world!

The night ended with fish feeding at the brightly lit jetty. Plenty of colourful little fishes gobbled up the food thrown by the resort workers to the thrill of the children on the jetty. The highlight was when a couple of sharks, smallish though they were, arrived on the scene, dispersing the smaller fishes and entertaining us with their fast menacing moves inside the water. Praise be to the Creator, the stars looked brilliantly beautiful under the cloudless island sky wishing I could remember the constellations to impress the children. I resolved not to borrow the mobile phone again tomorrow, to just enjoy being incommunicado and lost from the world on this idyllic island.

I was going to write the opposite of course is still our prayers for the hapless souls on MH370 but Nicholas whispered to me the official announcement during breakfast on the second day we were here. I was informed the authorities declared the plane had indeed crashed and all are presumed dead at particular spot in the Indian Ocean.  I was silent, speechless and thoughtful when I heard the news. But what ringed in my ears and mind then were the words I heard many days ago i.e. “The US have received indications the plane has crashed in the Indian Ocean.”

Yes I mused on the words “The US have received indications the plane has crashed in the Indian Ocean.” Now why did the US received those indications? Are they a prophetic nation God chose to gives news in advance?! If their satellite is so advanced it can tell from outer space the brand of a fountain pen we have in our shirt pocket, why can’t their satellite immediately find the plane crash and announced that to the world much earlier? And what a coincidence! The plane is now announced to have crashed in an area they “have received indications it will crash?!” Hmm the mind does indeed boggles!

This tragedy have raised more questions than answers, of disputed cargo between superpowers, of an innocent nation caught in the crosshairs of dispute, of an obedient and patriotic pilot called to duty but sacrificed and betrayed on the altar of expediency. Why was a CNN lead newscaster filming a documentary on Boeing 777s with the co-pilot of the fateful aircraft one week before the fateful flight? Why were two US Navy seals killed in Seychelles accompanying a high technology cargo? And why was this cargo said to be subsequently on the same aeroplane as a number of electronic weapon experts and some handy millionaires? And why was an aeroplane that turned backed and headed in the general direction of a naval base island called Diego Garcia now found far and away in the Indian Ocean?

Whatever lessons we have learned from this tragic episode, one must be for the common man to be no longer naïve, and he must begin to realise that life in this world is not as innocent as it might seem to be. There is evil out there that seeks to rule the world and we are mere pawns in their reckoning. Seek to know, for really, fear of knowing the truth is hardly a shield against the painful reality of the actualisation of truth. If indeed, in the least likely event that we err, is it not better to err on the side of caution?

Fesbukfirstkiatis

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Fesbukfirstkiatis

Assalamu 'alaikum,

Fesbukfirskiatis,

It’s the latest malady to grip the world. A debilitating illness that’s crippling much of humanity today. Many are discovering much work are not done or postponed indefinitely through the grip of this malady. Sufferers are unable to focus on getting any work done due this illness. Symptoms begin to show as red dots that appear in front of the eyes of the sufferers. It seems just not possible for the sufferer to ignore these red blotches that surreptitiously appear before their eyes. Immediately as if overcome by an unknown spiritual force they had to abandon their intention to do any work and focus their entire mind to address these symptoms first. 

But when they do that they are then caught in a horrendous vicious cycle, a compulsion to do things on the computer keyboard which they otherwise would not have done. Funnily enough the reaction to these red dots differs for each sufferer. Some makes the sufferers feel elated; others raise inexplicable feelings of annoyance, while others remains quite neutral in terms of the patient’s emotions.

Once gripped by the onset of the ailment, fingers begin to move as if having a life of their own. Once the sufferer has hit what he knows as the last key on the keyboard a sense of calm overcomes the sufferer and he is then able to address what work that he or she needs to do. But in nine cases out of ten, a new red blotch will appear in his eye which he or she can’t ignore again. And the motions are repeated until he again reaches the phase of calm.

The sufferer is fully aware of the illness he is suffering from and he feels happy the attacks hasn’t been too strong this morning and that he can now focus on getting his work done. Of course by this time it will be coffee time and he just has to go to the pantry or kitchen to get one.

Refreshed, once again he attempts to finish the report, or the excel model, or the PowerPoint presentation long overdue, only to be overcame again by the reddish rash across his eyes. This is a serious illness which have not been documented and researched by the medical profession yet. Sometimes the red dots are pre empted by a bleeping sound in the ear. Almost always the sufferer knows this forewarns the repetitious malady again.

He knows not who to talk to for the local clinic and medical GP certainly would not have heard nor have any drugs to deal with this ailment.

The only thing left for the sufferer, usually, is to blog about it and hope to find out whether there are similar sufferers throughout the world. Perhaps then a self-help group can be formed to assist and give comfort to similar sufferers throughout the world.

No name has been given to it yet but some early researchers suggest “Fesbukfirstkiatis” would not be inappropriate.

Wassalam,

Zahid

Living away from home

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Living away from home



 Assalamu 'Alaikum

Living away from home

Shopping in Oxford Street or wherever is the least of our priorities. In whichever country we visit experiencing life and the environment of the locals is our priority. I am particularly pleased to be living with my family in this apartment in Stanmore, North London at the end of the Bakerloo line. It belonged to a primary school teacher, Anita, who will move in with her mum elsewhere whenever she rents out her apartment to overseas visitors to London. Apparently this is a lucrative source of income for many city people throughout the world now. For travellers who are not travelling on company expense, staying in city stay apartments makes a lot of sense. First you don’t have to pay the exhorbitant price the hotels charge; second you can cook which is very important to a lot of travellers.

When I was a student in London many, many years ago Stanmore is never, never land too far away for a student to stay. I only know the Bakerloo line as far as Willesden Green which I thought was far away enough. Today I find Stanmore a delightful little town. The apartment we’re in is on the second floor of an apartment block surrounded by similar apartment blocks. The residents must be on the highly paid side looking at the cars parked outside the apartment. It comprise of a bedroom, one toilet and a kitchenette cum living room. Reading the free newspapers distributed on the tube I learnt property prices in London has shot sky high. I estimate this apartment we are in to costs around 300,000 pound sterling which translates to almost RM1.5 million for Malaysians to compare. If no one compensates for the evil of fiat money very soon not many city people anywhere in the world will be able to own their own homes.

London in some ways have changed a lot ; in some ways it hasn’t. Oxford Street, Piccadilly Circus, Bond Street and Trafalgar Square has hardly changed in the metropolitan sense. Its international crowd is still there and so are the luxury shops and restaurants that characterise the place. What has really changed are the docklands of London, what the 1970s Malaysian student population would call South East London. The Financial Centre have been uprooted from the City of London and placed squarely in previous dockland now known as Canary Wharf. Its sparkling skyscrapers and all round glint of a modern city would shock many who has never seen it before. They also have a new skytrain service called DLR which I eventually learnt to mean Docklands Light Railway. What we knew as Polytechnics are now Universities. Woolwich Polytechnic became University of Greenwich. Taking over the premises of the Old Royal Naval College its campus is steeped in history with buildings designed in days gone by a certain Christopher Wren. I don’t know what University of East London was as a polytechnic but I don’t think many London polytechnics exists any more.

 I was lucky enough to have been invited to Islamic Finance Receptions at both universities mentioned above. I am glad I was able to attend one, but had to miss the other. At the University of Greenwich Reception I was fortunate to meet a member of the House of Lords who was particularly supportive of Islamic Finance. His Lordship is a Muslim of Indian subcontinent origin but of true blue Tory blood! With Britain scheduled to issue their first Sovereign Sukuk soon we await with bated breath the subsequent growth of Islamic Finance in Britain with Prime Minister Cameron having also declared to want London to be a Centre of Islamic Finance on the same par as Dubai and Kuala Lumpur. Will we be intelligent enough to take this opportunity to reshape Islamic Finance in the mould of equity? With the current international financial system based on debt on the verge of collapse; we tremble with anguish as to how an Islamic alternative financial system also based on debt, but with Arabic names, can prove to be significantly different!

Today is rest day in our apartment giving my sprained knee and Zahir’s cough a much needed rest. Tomorrow in sya Allah its Changing of the Guards at Buckingham Palace and a Thames River Cruise. Leaving for home only next Friday, in between work and appointments for Papa next week , Mama and the kids have agreed to join Papa down some memory lanes, including a stroll down Finchley Road, and a walk to a certain Templewood Gardens in Hampstead. Beginning to miss my Mum and Dad already. Love you both dearly. AlFatihah, and may Allah swt place you both in the highest of Jannah.

Wassalam,
Zahid

Thirty One Years Later

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Thirty One Years Later


Thirty One Years Later


Assalamu ‘Alaikum,


It was with eyes wizened with years that I take in the English scenery this morning as  the taxi drove us through the autumn scene from Heathrow to our apartment in North London. Ironically I did not compare this experience with the last time I was in England exactly thirty one years ago but with my first landing as a wide eyed teenager an additional eleven years earlier. I remember that experience vividly, the apple trees and the English cottage-like houses that lined the lanes took the sixteen year old boy with much awe. Leave aside it was my first trip on an aeroplane and alone at that on a journey that crossed thousands of miles. I was glad however the BOAC stewardesses did not hang a “child travelling alone” placard round my neck like they did to the poor little English boy they sat next to me on the plane trip from Kuala Lumpur. I also remembered the thrill of transiting at Rome airport where I bought a post card and stamp to write home to Granny and Grandad. I was supposed to have left earlier with the entire family in February of 1971, when Dad took up a Diplomatic post in London. However Dad volunteered me to stay back at MCKK with a certain MCE- taking elder brother who in spite of his tantrums failed to convince Dad to allow him to go earlier. So it was with a pleasant surprise I received a telegram in June from Dad asking me to come as quickly as possible as my school year in London starts in September.



I did not have much occasion to return to London since I left as a student in 1982. So it was also a pleasant surprise recently when fate occasioned me to return this time on a work commitment. I am adviser cum consultant to a certain English company interested in Islamic finance. I looked benignly at the three little seasoned travellers travelling with wife and me. At such a tender age they have seen more of the world than Dad ever had occasioned to at their age.


We sidestepped the hotels scene and decided to try the current craze of staying in city stay apartments. We found a delightful little apartment in North London allowing the kids to experience the true English suburbia lifestyle. The transport cost to Central London will of course be a bit pricey but then we already made a hefty saving compared to the costs of a city centre accommodation. There is much work for me to do in the days ahead but the kids will survive I’m sure as foreign places seems just a different environment for them to play games on the Ipad and Mum’s phone in. Of course the usual London attractions will be on the itinerary for them including a weekend trip to a certain foreign capital in a train that goes underneath the sea.  But for now it will be parks and ponds to the tune of singing magpies in English suburbia. The days ahead will also be much trips down memory lane for Dad. May Allah make it easy for Dad in his work and we return safely home for other responsibilities.


Wassalam,

Zahid

Events

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Events

Assalamu 'Alaikum

Events

Alhamdulillah, praise be to Allah for keeping this slave busy with life with the end objective, with the Grace of Allah, to uphold His command. I have covenanted daily, my solat, my ibadah, my life, and my death is only for Him, Ruler of the Universe. There is no partner to Him, and I am ready to be commanded, and I am one of those who submits. Such illusion is life for it is none but a platform for the slave to serve.Why do we cooperate to drive each other away from the truth? Why do we belittle what is sought from us by our Maker?  For a total obedience to total commands, suffices for the slave. Where has He gone wrong in His commands? SubhanAllah, He does not err! Do we love Him and His Rasul more than anything else in this world? Or we love this world more than we love Him and His Rasul?

I pledge to You my Rabb with the years You have given me, with the strength You have bestowed me, with the knowledge You have showered me, with the worldly things You have endowed me, I pledge to You my Rabb I will do what is required as Your slave. I shall free those who need to be free or I will die trying. I shall free the shackles of evil that has been dressed up as benevolent. I shall expose and break up the evil axis that has robbed humanity. I am but a slave who possess none except those that You willed, so will me the strength and the tools to reach the goal. Soften the heart of good men to Your cause and cast asunder the evil who opposes You.

Guide me for I am none but Your frail slave. I fear none that do not fear You. Why do men not think as You constantly beseech them? Why do they love the world so much they do not love You? Why do they awe at Your creations when it is You who is rightly to be awed? Why do they not believe the truth You have conveyed to them through your Rasul? Why do they not fear You? Why do they not think?

I am but a slave who craves for Your blessings, for Your guidance and Your strength. My Rabb do not forsake me in this hour of reckoning. I am not worthy as worthy are previous worthy souls. I am driven only by singular faith, and I pray for the strength of unseen angels You have sent to Badr. Unite men of good heart and let my words bring peace to the hearts of fighting men. Let fear tremble in the hearts of evil. Victory of the good over the evil is not in the strength of the good and the weakness of the evil. It lies in consummate obedience to Allah Almighty, the Sustainer and Ruler of all the Universe.

Peace and aching salutations to the love of our lives, Muhammad salallahu 'alaihi wassalam.

Zahid 
72S

A Trip Long Overdue

Monday, September 2, 2013

A Trip Long Overdue



Assalamu 'Alaikum

A Trip Long Overdue.

For the typical KL primary schoolboy that I was Port Dickson or more popularly known as PD was just about a heavenly seaside town as we could imagine. Well we didn’t know about Langkawi and Tioman and all those strange names for as a senior civil servant my Dad was too busy nation building to take us to those places. Taking kids to seaside trips was a job taken over by our favourite Pak Lang, bless his soul. I remembered a caravan sunrise on the beach near Si Rusa with Pak Lang, Mak Lang and our girl cousins, it was beautiful. And PD waters was still pristine. And Si Rusa at the southern tip of PD was just about the edge of the world for us. I didn’t know what lay beyond Si Rusa and it piqued me no end. Once as a grownup I did venture beyond that imaginary boundary but however only as far as Teluk Biru or Blue Lagoon. I wished I had an occasion to travel that kampung road down to Melaka and kill the notions of dragons and whatnots beyond that divide. But no, somehow Melaka remains a least contact state to me and all visits will be to Melaka town via the Seremban Highway and not through the seaside coastal road I’d loved so much to explore.

Yesterday I had the occasion to make that long overdue trip. When Arman my former staff at a previous employment posted in his facebook that he is getting married in Jasin, Melaka I already started planning the trip. With my family gang of five we stayed at a seaside hotel in PD on the Saturday before, just nice to begin the trip to Jasin via the coastal road after checking out the next day for the wedding. PD no longer held the awe for us although the kids still enjoyed their floric in the pool. I do long to hear the official public relations announcement that PD seawaters are now clear of whatever traces of ecoli and porcine elements found earlier to regain our endearment to this wonderful holiday place so many KL people grew up with. Perhaps I missed that bit of news, I hoped.

Jasin we saw on our mobile phone maps and wayze was on the other side of the Seremban highway. So we gleefully had no choice but to take the coastal Melaka road I longed so much to explore. Maps and wayze were not pleased of course as they wanted us to take the boring PLUS highway but we humans must put these robots in their place occasionally, you know.  I had a rush of adrenalin as we drove past Blue Lagoon and beyond into the heartland of coastal Melaka. The quaint little steps leading up to traditional Melaka kampung houses and the mosques and suraus with catching Chinese architecture captured our imagination. Mum and Dad also had a hard time explaining to Zahir who was the real hero between Hang Tuah and Hang Jebat.

Part of the reason I wanted this trip across Melaka was I really wanted to see what Masjid Tanah and Alor Gajah looked like! No particular reason but since I was in Prep School I had school mates who came from this quaint towns I had no occasion to visit! It was thrilling to first visit Tawau, Bintulu, and Sandakan but I had no schoolmates who came from these places. I remembered Lokman was from Masjid Tanah and Halim from Alor Gajah but I can’t remember where Anuar and Aziz and the many others came from. Ghaffar was from Tampin but that doesn’t count as that is in Negeri Sembilan I know. Also had fun explaining to the kids how Kelantan lost Besut to Terengganu, and Negeri Sembilan lost Semenyih to Selangor. In the same vein did Melaka lose Tampin to Negeri Sembilan or is that just a figment of my not so well informed history? Anyway as the saying goes, that is another story.

Praise be to Allah it was a satisfying and memorable trip for me and family, and we now know where Jasin is, as also we learnt about interesting Melaka town names like Kelemak, Lendu and Lubok Cina. My next project and wish is to do the Lenggong back to kampong trip via the Perak coastal road. Teluk Intan, Pantai Remis, Setiawan and Bruas are next on my truly piqued list.

Zahid,
Class of ’72 Sulaiman House.

Hari Raya is how we defined it / Hari Raya ialah sebagaimana kita takrifkannya

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Hari Raya is how we defined it / Hari Raya ialah sebagaimana kita takrifkannya

Assalamu 'Alaikum,


Hari Raya is how we defined it

 A month of Ramadhan is supposed to bring the believers to the highest of iman. For fasting purifies the body and soul whilst the ibadah uplifts one to a higher plain. Eid is the result and climax where one is said to return to the fitrah or the sinless origin one began life with. The beginning of Eid which is as soon as dusk sets on the night before, is also the time when all manner of blasts pollutes the serene air, from fire crackers, to bamboo cannons to fireworks that lights up the night. What has these got to do with the cleansed soul all Muslims are or should be experiencing on the night of Eid? Happiness and celebration and silaturrahim, yes we got that right. Full marks I believe, but we also did other unnecessary things on our exam paper which just goes to reduce our marks!

 
But that is just as it has been for countless years. I recall Ramadhan in a Perak kampung with my Granny and Granddad many many moons ago; the lemang that we burnt under the house, the dodol that we stirred with great effort and difficulty, and raya cookies that Granny cooked in tin cans inside the earth underneath a bonfire! That was what is called a natural oven! That of course matches the wrought iron iron with hot charcoals inside as the source of heat.

 
We also have a malam tujuh likur which I believe is the 27th night of Ramadhan where the entire kampung is lighted up with kerosene lamps perched on bamboo sticks. The kampung kids which weren’t too many as it was a small kampung would play in semi darkness in hilarious fun. This too I believe is a misinterpretation of the night of Lailatul qadr. The adults did the right things of course but the kids had such fun. 

 
I recalled my Granny wakes up at 2am to prepare sahur including ‘giling’ of curry paste to make fresh curry for Granddad! Recalling that we retire for the night at 9pm on those pre-electricity days sahur at 3am isn’t then such an unearthly hour. Subuh was much much earlier than now before we decided to take up Sabah time as our time in Peninsula Malaysia. Sahur is supposed to be as late as possible; we had ours at 3am but Grandad made up for that by staying up to eat and drink until the very last moment!

 
On the night before Eid the Muslim is supposed to takbir all night long in celebration of the victory of Ramadhan but I think honestly most of us in Malaysia seems to do everything else but. Our source of raya takbir is of course the occasional ones they showed on TV after everybody’s favourite reality show involving our Penyimpan Mohor-Mohor Besar DiRaja. If we then retire to the kitchen to assist the wife with the rendang and the ketupat or nasi himpit that’s fine but some decided they had gathered too much pahala and decided to reduce some by watching the all manner of lagha and non aurat observing shows that pass as raya entertainment on TV.

 
Syawal is  another story where it can sometime have 31 days as people run out of Syawal to have their open houses. Of course we suffered during Ramadhan where we empathised with the poor; in all fairness Syawal must therefore be the balancing act to empathise with the rich, as we gorge ourselves on the open house feasts. Yes the shin of the lamb is the Prophet’s saw favourite part of the lamb but kambing golek every day at every open house is something else. I still recall vividly the tears that flowed on Saudi religious talk show when a caller called from Somalia asking whether it is okay to continue fasting after Maghrib as they have no food to break fast with.

 
Yes, Ramadhan, Eid and Syawal is as we defined it. We do it good, in parts; we just need to much improve in others.

 
Selamat Hari Raya. Maaf Zahir Batin.

 
Zahid
‘72S
 
 

Hari Raya ialah sebagaimana kita takrifkannya

Sebulan Ramadhan sepatutnya membawa orang yang beriman ketahap iman yang paling tinggi. Puasa seharusnya mensucikankan jiwa kita. Hari Raya adalah hasil dan kemuncak di mana kita kembali kepada fitrah tanpa dosa. Namun malam raya yang hening jugalah merupakan waktu apabila semua acara letupan dilakukan dari mercun, meriam buluh dan bunga api yang menyala malam. Apa kaitan pencemaran ini dengan jiwa bersih yang telah dicapai oleh semua umat Islam pada malam raya?
 
Kebahagiaan, perayaan dan menghubungi silaturrahim, tepat sekali amalan kita. Markah penuh saya percaya, tetapi kita juga melakukan perkara-perkara lain yang tidak perlu pada kertas peperiksaan kita yang hanya mengurangkan markah kita!

Tetapi sudah bertahun tahun kelaziman perkara ini berlaku. Saya masih ingat Ramadhan di sebuah kampung diPerak dengan Nenek dan Tok Aki saya dimasa lampau; lemang yang kami bakar di bawah rumah, dodol yang kami kacau dengan penuh usaha, dan kuih raya yang Nenek bakar dalam tin di dalam tanah di bawah unggun api! Itu adalah apa yang dipanggil ketuhar semula jadi! Seangkatan dengan seterika besi yang mengguna arang panas sebagai sumber haba!

Kita juga mempunyai malam tujuh likur yang saya percaya adalah malam 27 Ramadhan di mana seluruh kampung dinyalakan dengan lampu minyak tanah yang disangkut pada batang buluh. Anak-anak kampung akan bermain ditanah dengan penuh keseronokan . Ini juga saya percaya merupakan salah tafsir malam Lailatul Qadar. Saya yakin yang  dewasa lakukan perkara yang betul, tetapi kanak-kanak cukup bergembira.

 Saya teringat Nenek saya bangun pada jam 2 pagi untuk menyediakan sahur termasuk 'giling' kari  untuk membuat kari segar untuk Tok Aki! Oleh kerana kami tidur pada pukul 9 malam dizaman pra-elektrik dahulu, bersahur pukul 3 pagi tidaklah terlalu awal. Subuh adalah jauh lebih awal daripada sekarang sebelum kita memutuskan untuk mengambil masa Sabah sebagai masa kita di Semenanjung Malaysia. Sahur sepatutnya selewat yang mungkin, kami bersahur pada pukul 3 pagi tetapi Tok Aki mengimbang keadaan dengan makan dan minum sehingga waktu yang terakhir!

Pada malam Raya orang Islam sepatutnya takbir sepanjang malam dalam menyambut kemenangan Ramadhan tetapi saya rasa ​​ramai kita di Malaysia banyak melakukan perkara yang lain. Sumber takbir raya kita sudah tentu yang ditunjuk sekali sekala di TV selepas rancangan realiti kegemaran ramai yang melibatkan Penyimpan Mohor-Mohor Besar Diraja kita. Jika kita kemudian bersara ke dapur untuk membantu isteri dengan rendang dan ketupat atau nasi himpit itu sudah baik tetapi oleh sebab kita telah mengumpul terlalu banyak pahala kita putuskan untuk kurangkan sedikit dengan menonton hiburan lagha tanpa jaga aurat di TV .

Syawal adalah kisah lain di mana ia kadang-kadang boleh mempunyai 31 hari sebab kita kehabisan Syawal untuk membuat rumah terbuka. Sudah tentu kita mengalami keperitan pada bulan Ramadhan di mana kita menjiwai segala kesusahan orang miskin; jadi untuk mencapai keadilan pada Syawal kita mestilah bertindak mengimbangi keadaan dengan menghayati keadaan orang kaya pula dengan mengelojohi pesta makan di perayaan-perayaan rumah terbuka. Ya betis kambing merupakan sebahagian kegemaran Nabi saw tapi kambing golek di setiap hari dirumah terbuka sudah perkara lain jadinya. Saya masih ingat dengan jelas air mata yang mengalir di setesen TV Arab semasa ceramah agama apabila pemanggil dari Somalia bertanya sama ada boleh mereka teruskan puasa selepas Maghrib oleh kerana mereka tiada mempunyai makanan untuk berbuka puasa!

Ya, Ramadhan, Hari Raya dan Syawal adalah seperti yang kita ditakrifkan ia. Kita melakukannya dengan baik pada sebahagianya , kita hanya perlu lebih perbaiki pada bahagian- bahagian yang lain.

Selamat Hari Raya. Maaf Zahir Batin.

Zahid
'72S

Today my seven year old became a man

Monday, December 17, 2012

Today my seven year old became a man



Assalamu 'Alaikum

Today my seven year old became a man

It was a nostalgic journey as I drove my circumcised son out of KL heading for home. I recall vividly this same journey 46 years ago when dad was the driver and me and my immediate elder brother the passengers. My elder brother was in pain and let dad knew about it. Dad chided him for not being like me who was not groaning and taking it like a man. Of course I did not remind Dad that elder brother was circumcised a bit earlier than me and therefore his anaesthetic has gone off while mine is still strong! In brotherly rivalry I still gloat over that day until today.

Times and things have changed tremendously compared to those days. Our circumcision was done somewhere on the premises of GHKL but the stiches were real and had to be pulled out with much agony many times in the weeks that follow. Today the stiches will evaporate, sort of, and doesn’t need to be pulled out.  Dr Zain my classmate advised that Zahir would fare better under laser cutting than clamp. I am informed the clamp is less painful but takes longer to heal and vice versa for the alternative. I took his advice unreservedly, although I would have like to brag the clamp which could have been used on Zahir was actually invented by another classmate of mine Dr Ismail Salleh! Dr Zain is a family doctor of sorts and has been of much service to me and family especially when we had to comply with all minutiae of medical examinations the Saudis require before allowing me to work there many years ago.

Praise be to Allah all went well and in sya Allah the boy will recover soon. It took quite a few postponements due to Papa’s busy schedule before Zahir can have his big day. He saw on U Tube how the parents of the boys in TTDI arranged for the Bomba to hose them down before the collective circumcision in the local mosque. I apologised I could not arrange that but Zahir already had his fair share of inducements. It was actually his own decision to be circumcised at the ripe age of 7. I thought it was because of rivalry at his local Agama school but mum revealed the bravados of Upin and Ipin did have a little to do with it.

The hanged sarong over the bed of the circumcised boy to cover his genital area is customary in the Malay household. When we arrived home I realised we had not prepared this. We improvised by tying the sarong to the wall lamp and Zahir laid on the sofa instead of his bed, in the family lounge, so that Astro and family around him will make him forget any pain. Ice Age 4 and Transformers VCDs to be watched on the laptop next to him, plus a tablet, and Mama’s handphone to play games on, the 2012 little circumcision patient hardly feels the pain anymore. Anyway he showed exemplary bravery with hardly a tear except when mum and I made a mistake with the first iodine swab. Mum is the better doctor and nurse then dad especially when dutifully following the hospital’s stern instruction to remove the gauze on reaching home.

Alhamdulillah all’s well that ends well in sya Allah. My friend Alambo said there are now two men in the house; that’s a delightful statement to a proud dad.

Zahid

Renegade unidentified hopping objects on the Highway

Friday, October 26, 2012

Renegade unidentified hopping objects on the Highway

Assalamu ‘alaikum,

Renegade unidentified hopping objects on the Highway.

It was an ordinary start to a Raya balik kampong trip. We had planned it months before. Tok Aboh had made a special wish to sacrifice a cow for a grandchild each from all his child bearing sons and daughters.  We nominated Kakak for the honour and I threw in a cow for my own reasons but Tok Aboh said one cow is enough but he will accept my proceeds for the kubah of a musolla he has started building on his Gong Lilit Kem Ibadah. I agreed and there we were on Wednesday evening starting our journey back to Qurbanland on the shores of the South China Sea.

We were in the middle lane just after the Behrang layby on the north bound highway when I heard something hit my car. Wife in the passenger seat was also shocked with the unceremonious bang. A limping lorry on the slow lane just ahead of us told us it was a renegade tyre off the lorry playing unwelcomed hopscotch with our 4 wheeler CRV. It was the sort of accident which was truly destined to happen for there was nothing I could have done to avoid it. It wasn’t a lapse of concentration or driving weakness which could be pinned on me. The sound of the whack told me I’m not going to be left with a minor scratch. With trepidation we slid to the emergency lane to examine the damage. It wasn’t pretty, the front left bumper was deeply indented like a lost front tooth; the rebound dirtily indented the bottom panels of the border between front and the back doors dislodging the front rubber lining. It was a sort of Samsung and Apple made-up as we took pictures with my Samsung K-phone whilst the wife’s Apple of the IPhone became an overpriced flashlight for me to give the car engine and axle a clean bill of health. Did I not just paid Honda Service Centre hurtful bucks a few hours ago to replace the wheel bush, mounting and power steering whatnot to get this 8 year old back in trim? Wife said this is a signal to say bye bye, or buy buy if you know what I mean, to our dear trusted horse. I quickly hushed her and hesitantly made a mental note of her logical deduction, as Hondie has been to us, almost family.

Mindful of the need to lodge an accident report within 24 or was it 48 hours we exited the highway and made our way to the Slim River Police Station. Now this was one town whose name fascinated me from small. It was always there in our journeys to and fro from hometown Perak and I never did once had an opportunity to see what the town looked like. I knew it was named after a major British hero during the Japanese war and I also remembered how we hurt the entire Slim progeny with the innocuous Malaysianisation of the hero’s name to Selim River. And that was just how we spelled it! If they knew we pronounced it as Selim Riva….! Anyway I thought it was magnanimous of the authorities to revert back the town’s name to the original name in honour of the man who had after all laid down his life. It was just about midnight and I probably did not see all of the town but it turned out to be rather ordinary. The Traffic Sergeant was a bit slow dealing with the guy ahead of me so I called for reinforcement and brought up mum and kids from the car. That hastened his report taking somewhat particularly with Zahir’s light emanating top wheezing across the police station floor every so often.

We had already booked to stay at this hotel in Ipoh so I thought we should just proceed there to consider our options. We had to return to Slim River tomorrow anyway to collect the official version of the report. Cancelling the trip was uppermost in our mind. Kids were long in faces and I had to play the Kidzania card near Curve Damansara to appease the swelling rebellion. But what struck us most was, every seeming acceptance by Tok Aboh with our decision to miss his Qurban event on second Raya was annulled with a second sms from him offering a counter suggestion of how we could still make it there. So when the Chinese mechanic/foreman we consulted gave us the green light to proceed onwards with our shakened but not beatened Vehicular Pal, we thought we should honour Tok Aboh’s unspoken wish. So that was how we ended at this Banding hotel this Raya Haji night with another 150 km journey to continue tomorrow insyaAllah. The last time we gave the Salam Dari Perantauan salutation we were in Riyadh!

Selamat Hari Raya ‘Aidil Adha and Eid Mubarak to friends, family and all.

Wassalam,
Zahid and family.